how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Snakehole Lounge: Pawnee’s Sickest Night Club + Text Posts
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
he looks so perfect standing there
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*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK
sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like
to tell or not to tell
This is me on so many levels.
The cast of the Doctor Who porn parody which is titled Doctor Whore
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
me in the club
me at family parties
Here is a pic of Grace Jones shoving cake into Divine’s mouth at what I believe was Grace’s 30th birthday party…you’re welcome!
It’s like “The Creation of Adam,” but relevant to my interests.
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
when i’m saying bye to my queer friend
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